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Sorry about the lack of posts. Busy life got in the way. Massive updates coming very soon, stay tuned!
In the mean time it’s nice to meet you again, America. Glad to have you back!

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In a rare move, my girlfriend made the coffee this morning. Instead of the usual three scoops, she put in six. The resulting mixture tasted like something between espresso and dark matter.
The upside was I ended giving lectures at lightning speed and probably covered more in a caffeine minute than I do in a normal […]

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It’s a surreal moment when I realize that my girlfriend I have been out here in Korea for almost six months now. On the one hand it feels like just moments ago I was popping Xanax and complimentary screwdrivers aboard a Singapore Airlines flight while praying the wings didn’t detach at cruising height. Yet at […]

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We’ve had a handful of emails from family, friends, debt collectors and bounty hunters asking for some substantial update as of late, but truth be told, we’ve been so busy with life in Korea it’s been hard to take a break and write something substantial about our existence among the land of Kimchi and Kalbi. […]

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Apop has pneumonia. I would post more but, i have pneumonia. How did i get it? Good question! I’m hunting down answers as we speak. In the meantime, thought I’d share my new fashion accessory I get to wear when they let me out of the cage. That’s right, i’m quarantined to the apartment right […]

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